UK PM pictured playing Candy Crush in Work & Pensions Committee, so they investigate the #whistleblower. #madness

Alabama pastor admits using drugs and having sex in church while HIV-positive without telling partners.

63yr old(!) internet troll commits suicide after being trolled herself. Further criminalization of free speech.

60% of all 'forgotten' Google links are fraudsters, criminals and paedophiles.

German police chief clarifies: Monopoly on #violence belongs exclusively to the #state!

JOKE of the YEAR! Tony Blair wins @BritishGQ philanthropist of the year award.

Gun range operator @bulletsnburgers is SHOCKED to learn a 9-yr old can't handle an UZI and kills instructor.

2 Belgian police officers refuse to be videotaped any longer and file complaint. #Privacy

Oh, the hypocrisy! #ISIS is basically funded by #EU ransom money a.k.a. 'humanitarian aid'.

Joke on facebook gets teen suspended, then arrested for being 'irate' about it.

GP at St Lawrence Medical Practice claims ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for complaints on social media. #freespeech

FFS Florida! 24yr old accused of murdering 1yr old with leather belt for peeing on him during diaper-change.

Saudi Commission for Virtue & Prevention of Vices deports 3 UAE delegates because they're too handsome and female visitors could fall for them.

Copy..right? @MTA & @PANYNJ claim ownership to the NY skyline. 'Core busy-ness'

Treatment cost of a heart attack is enough to give you one... $240K in 7 days.

Toys-R-Us sells anatomically correct doll (with a PENIS), prude heads explode!

After months of denial CIA now admits hacking senate computers, but once again, no criminal charges.

Torture, schmorture. State Dept admits CIA 'brutalized' detainees & lied to Congress. No one is prosecuted.

Lots of crazy people out there! Mental patient shoots caseworker and psychiatrist over hospital gun policy.

Shameless & defiant: Granny reports burglary, gets arrested for unpaid parking ticket from 1992!

Innocent tweet gets passenger booted from @southwestair plane.. Threatening stuff, indeed.

Shameless: company tries to trademark 'MH17' 24hrs after news of shot-down plane broke. @jonathanturley

City that filed for bankruptcy now denies water to anyone owing $150 #detroit

Mission Accomplished... ? #terrorism #EU #TSA #NSA #Ukraine #Russia

How Google's censorship may help the scum of the earth. (Link no evil, see no evil)

Message to Americans: you are ALL illegal immigrants!! #usa #kettle #california

Another day in Pakistan, another newlywed couple gets decapitated by their 'family'.

Nigerian atheist declared mentally ill, Saudi's equate criticism of Sharia law with criticism of God.

Woman who plead guilty to manslaughter discovers @GM ignition switch was to blame, nobody informed her.

Fuck yeah! Study concludes swearing can be good for you, duh.

It's the end of the web as we know it... #NetNeutrality

China pays informants to rat out men with beards... #RetardedCultures

15-yr old records bullies, gets detention and charge for wiretapping(!). #ZeroSanityPolicies

FL schoolboard considers parent dresscode, others warn they still use corporal punishment daily. @TheYoungTurks

Oregon to flush out 38 million(!) gallons of water after teen pees in city reservoir, .. 'easy to replace'.

@lpintak advises all journalists to accommodate religious (especially Islamic) sensibilities ... #FuckTheGods

14-yr old poisons 35-yr old husband and 3 friends one week after arranged marriage. #RetardedCultures

Family values Rep. @RepMcAllister busted kissing his aide, asks forgiveness from God but vengeance from the FBI.

79-yr old teacher quits cuz school makes her defriend all students. #ZeroSanityPolicies

@BarbieHumana_ blames mixed couples for rise in plastic surgery, but fake tits are a given. Thank her for not procreating.

Belgium approves first for-profit business to run psychiatric center. Prisons to follow?

Australian PM wants to ban any 'business or market-focused campaign' based on untrue assertions, aka #advertising

Wealthy deadbeat heir rapes 3-yr old, escapes prison cuz 'rich, white wussies don't fare well in prison'.

New Saudi law defines atheism and reformism as terrorism... #retardedcultures

Archbishop of Atlanta apologizes for building a $2.2M mansion for himself.

You have better odds getting into Harvard than getting a job at Walmart.

@iamwill says 'shit' on live tv.. almost commits seppuku.

Woman released from prison after 32yrs, should have served 11yrs max.

'Secret' Service agent of Obama found drunk & passed out in Amsterdam hotel lobby.

Thanks Obama, but no need to visit Europe... just stay in the fucking U.S. already. #diplomacy

Belgian man lying in coma for 18 yrs is assaulted in hospital bed.

Enemies of the Internet: US, UK, China, Belarus and Somalia... An ode to tyranny.

School that banned 9-yr old from bringing 'my little pony'-backpack starts back-paddling.

Texas cop executes 23-yr old for resisting arrest.

UK's minister @JBrokenshire wants to censor "unsavoury" web content. Get that pussy a pacifier.

Zero-logic: Bayside middle school 6th-grader stops student from cutting himself with razor and gets suspended.

@2022qatar doesn't care about poor people, building their stadiums... 900 dead so far. Thanks @fifacom !

Sheriff sued over shackling woman in labor for failing to pay child support.

Student gets expelled, arrested, jailed 13 days over a pocketknife in his locked car trunk.

Pets get loose, 81-yr old cancer-survivor gets jailed without her medicine, after she's unable to pay a 7K fine.

@USNavy dumps tons of human waste in pristine coral area, where natives are banned from home to “protect the area".

Hungary bans photographing anyone in public(!) without their consent.

21-yr old electrocuted and dead after attempted selfie on top of a train.

French high-speed train kills and drags cyclist for 40km before anyone notices.

Freaky Florida: welcome to Hampton, the "most corrupt town in America".

Belgian news reader says Saudi Arabia has one of the most retarded forms of Islam, heads explode.

5 Oklahoma cops beat and pepper spray another innocent man to death over not showing ID.

Hear, hear! Top Belgian economist advises legalizing and taxing ALL drugs.

Half the parents in Flanders (Belgium) think it's a-ok to hit their kid.

@HJHeinzCompany gives ex-CEO $110M parachute as they cut 3400 jobs worldwide to boost profits.